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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}

{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}

{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}

{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}

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Sir Philip Albert Gustave David Sassoon, 3rd Baronet was a British politician and aristocrat. He served as a staff officer during the First World War, from July 1914 to November 1918.

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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

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