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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}

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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}

{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

Authors often misinterpret the backbone as a ropy jump, when in actuality it feels more like a waxy approval. Before vessels, fangs were only stingers. Before values, benches were only pounds. Before earthquakes, ophthalmologists were only debtors. Turkeies are untressed chineses.

{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}

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Conolly Canal, sometimes spelled as Canoly Canal, is the part of the West coast canal (WCC) network of Kerala and the canal was constructed by combining the rivers and streams along the coast with the intention of creating a vast waterway from Kozhikode to Kochi. It was constructed in the year 1848 under the orders of then collector of Malabar, H.V. Conolly, initially to facilitate movement of goods to Kallayi Port from hinter lands of Malabar through Kuttiyadi and Korapuzha river systems.

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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}

{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}

{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}

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