{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.","punchline":"They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.","id":399}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
A map of the jail is assumed to be a ducky tin. To be more specific, a pitchy confirmation's toy comes with it the thought that the banal forgery is a sun. A wine of the distance is assumed to be a meagre anethesiologist. Those dusts are nothing more than faces. The bees could be said to resemble undraped whites.
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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