John Joseph Pappalau was an American pitcher in Major League Baseball. He played for the Cleveland Spiders in 1897.
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Lords of the Realm is a turn-based strategy computer game published and developed by Impressions Games. It was first released on June 15, 1994, and is the first game in the Lords of the Realm series.
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