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The Metropolitan Police Act 1886 was one of the Metropolitan Police Acts. Sections 1, 2, 4, 6 and 7 are still in force.
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Saint Caomhán, anglicised as Cavan, sometimes Kevin, is the patron saint of Inisheer, the smallest of the Aran Islands. Although he is \"by far the most celebrated of all the saints of the Aran Islands\", little is known about him. He is said to have been a disciple of Saint Enda of Aran.
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